Samantha, but call me Sam~18yrs old~Tacoma Washington~I Follow Back~


Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

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